Wednesday, December 14, 2011

My Top 2 Favourite Songs By Toby Keith .

1....

Red White and blue Toby Keith

American girls and American guys, will always stand up and salute.

We'll always recognize, when we see ol' glory flying,

There's a lot of men dead,

So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our heads.

My daddy served in the army where he lost his right eye,

But he flew a flag out in our yard 'til the day that he died.

He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me.

To grow up and live happy in the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love is fallin' under attack.

A mighty sucker-punch came flying in from somewhere in the back.

Soon as we could see clearly through our big black eye,

Man, we lit up your world like the fourth of July.

Hey, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list,

And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist.

And the eagle will fly and it's gonna be hell,

When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell.

And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you.

Ah, brought to you, courtesy of the red, white and blue.

Instrumental break.

Oh, justice will be served and the battle will rage:

This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage.

An' you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A.

'Cos we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way.

Hey, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list,

And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist.

And the eagle will fly and it's gonna be hell,

When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell.

And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you.

Ah, brought to you, courtesy of the red, white and blue.

Of the red, white and blue.

Oh

Of my Red, White and Blue.



2.

Huckel berry

Just off of the two-lane where the school bus used to stop

Was a little wooden A-frame with a yellow tin roof top

One day it was raining on this world

She said ‘have you ever really, really ever kissed a girl?’

Baby I’ll be your Huckleberry, you don’t have to double dare me

If the storm gets wild and scary count on me to be right there

You’re so extra ordinary sweet like maraschino cherries

We’ll grow up and we’ll get married

I’m gonna be your Huckleberry

Later on that summer we went to the county fair

They had a brand new roller coaster and everyone was scared

It was two bucks to experience the thrill

She said ‘come on boy let’s get in line I’ll ride it if you will’

Baby I’ll be your Huckleberry, you don’t have to double dare me

If the ride gets wild and scary count on me to be right there

You’re so extra ordinary sweet like maraschino cherries

We’ll grow up and we’ll get married

I’m gonna be your Huckleberry

Snuck off on a slow dance at the junior/senior prom

Went lookin’ for some romance before I had to get her home

Steamin’ up the windows of my car

She said ‘until I get my wedding ring boy we can’t go that far’

Baby I’ll be your Huckleberry, you don’t have to double dare me

If the world gets wild and scary count on me to be right there

You’re so extra ordinary sweet like maraschino cherries

We grew up and we got married

Now look at those three little Huckleberries

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

My RAFT

The Inventor

One day sir Builds alot yes sir Build alot. Went to the local department store and bought an ax because he herd that zombies were taking over!!! So he stole some parts for his massive weapon plans. It will kill all the zombie’s within 1 mi.2 and he plans to make it in less then a week because that is when the zombie’s will attack. So 1 week later the zombies were here but his invention was not dun yet so time 4 plan b time 4 the ax. So when sir builds a lot went out side he was met bye a mad zombie and then he cut of his head. Then wen to the department store then trade he’s ax for a machete and then went to the gun store. And got his 303 308 mg1 and oozy, and took them home and he sat on the roof of his apparent building and waited and waited then a bunch of zombies appeared on the horizon. And he sniped them 1 bye 1 then they steered towards the building he was sitting on then he got out the………. MG1. And splattered them all. Then locked him self in house till he was done his invention. Then for the moment of truth he turnt it on then it worked and this is the firsted thin that worked so he would try his hand at making a gun. So he came out with these amazing weapon he called it the zombie-a-natter- 3000 it cost 1000 to build and a week of time.So he locked himself in his house agen. And he made another weapon and he would call it zombie-a-natter- 2000. So he went and sat on the roof agen and this time he did not have to sit there very long, to see a group of the little B@$&*(#$. And he let it rib with his homemade gun and it worked too, he was on a building streak. He had made 2 super weapons they are called…….. O you want the names. Well then there is the zombie-a-natter- 3000 and the zombie-a-natter- 2000 the zombie-a-natter- 1000 did not work out that well. Let’s just say it is on the moon with my dad. I miss my dad he was a good man.

Monday, December 5, 2011

10 Ways to use a tooth brush

1.Brush your teeth.
2.Brush your cat.
3.Brush your beard.
4.Paint brush .
5. Christmas tree ornament.
6.Cleaning.
7.Comb your eye brows.
8.Brush your moustache .
9.Clean the chalk board.
10.Clean the toilet.